Saturday, June 14, 2003

 
I got this email recently. I'm taking out references to name as perhaps the person is just ... troubled.

Dear Simon Crean

I have stood for Council Elections in THE CITY OF NUNAWADING, VICTORIA, where I got 14% of the votes in the City Of Morack, in the elections that were held prior to the 2003 Nunawading Council elections.

I am known to

Cr Jessie McCallum - Mayor

Cr Peter Allan

I have worked with Steve Bracks on the Taxation Committee before Steve became Premier of Victoria. John Brumby too knows me. I have a Ph D in Economics.

I will provide you a SIGNIFICANT Policy Measure that will substantially improve your approval rating and will DEFINITELY get you into the Lodge.

This Policy will appease majority of Australians. It will fund one of your significant Policy Schemes submitted to the Press. It will provide you with the rope to pull the Australian Public onto the Labour Bandwagon !

Before I release this Policy, I would need a written guarantee from you and from the Labour Party that

a) you will provide me a Position over a 10 year period, as one of your paid Economic Advisors, irrespective of whether you, Simon Crean get into the High Job or not.

b) this position will be based from Sydney

c) with an unconditional paid salary of $120,000 a year TAX FREE (ANY TAX IF PAYABLE, TO BE PAID BY THE LABOUR PARTY) over a 10 year period

d) a non-refundable deposit of $120,000 is placed into my Bank Account, as a pre-payment towards my salary entitlements for the first year of work, this payment to be made before my Policy is released to your Office

e) a public statement is made to let the Australian people know about the contribution made by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

f) a public statement is made regarding acknowledgement of the contributions that foreign qualified people can make to the job market in Australia, to remove the nasty discrimination we have to face to get into the labour market in Australia.

This has to be an unconditional offer and has to be done through my Solicitor :

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Email : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Phone : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

ax : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


Simon Crean or anyone from the Labour Party can ring and speak to me on XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

If you are dead serious Simon Crean about getting into the Lodge, and keeping Kim Beazley at bay, ORGANISE THIS LETTER THROUGH YOUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVES ASAP.

DON'T TAKE THIS LIGHTLY.

I will come to Canberra after this agreement is signed, on receipt of a return airticket and accommodation vouchers from your Office, to discuss this Policy with you and your Economic advisors.

Please note that I will release my Policy Measure to the Liberal Party if the Labour Party does nothing in response to this offer.

Regards


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shifted to :

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ALP OFFICE DETAILS :
Email: info@cbr.alp.org.au
Telephone: (02) 6120 0800
Fax: (02) 6120 0801
Centenary House
19 National Circuit
BARTON ACT 2600
Postal Address:
PO Box E1
KINGSTON ACT 2604
Australian Capital Territory
WWW: http://www.act.alp.org.au/

Email: info@act.alp.org.au

Secretary: Matthew Cossey

Australian Labor Party
Australian Capital Territory Branch

Canberra Workers Club
University Avenue
CANBERRA ACT 2601

Postal Address
GPO Box 3065
CANBERRA ACT 2601

Phone - (02) 62474066
Fax - (02) 6247 3865

New South Wales
WWW: http://www.nswalp.com/

Email: office@nswalp.com

General Secretary: Eric Roozendaal

Australian Labor Party
New South Wales Branch


9th Floor
Labor Council Building
377-383 Sussex Street
SYDNEY NSW 2000

Postal Address
PO Box K408
HAYMARKET NSW 2000

Phone - (02) 9207 2000


posted by Simon 2:46 am